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RITE OF PASSAGE -


TAGS: after youd cut yourself 75 times or so youd figure it out
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

LordKraven - December 22, 2010, 9:47 am
Got BuckKnife when I was 8. Good Ole Days
shawoopa - December 22, 2010, 1:16 am
i have so many scars i cant remember and im only 14. fond memories....
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:51 pm

I went to a rather rough school back then
CANADA - September 26, 2010, 8:26 pm
I had a girl stick one in my shoulder blade when i was in a fight. That was the one time i considered pummeling a girl
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:24 pm

I got stabbed with one in a school fight, 5th grade.
CANADA - September 26, 2010, 8:22 pm
cut my little finger off when it folded. Oldest scar i can remember
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Fond memories of when handles were pine, ash or oak not adhesive
5150monkeylove - September 26, 2010, 2:54 pm
I remember multiple "incidents" with this style of knife. mostly when trying to get a blade out after another was opened.
Chompers - September 26, 2010, 2:21 pm
Even I got a knife from my dad, just couldn't tell you the brand. Got it taken away for killing a spider with it.
TheTrashHeap - September 26, 2010, 12:45 pm
Schrade 2.5 inch blade. Almost cut my thumb off Christmas morning about 22-23 years ago.
GreyScorpion - September 26, 2010, 12:30 pm
I shed a tear on this...I got my first from my grandfather when I was 8. still have the scar on my left hand...5+L


STRETCHING FEELS GOOD - Be kind to your muscles and they will be kind to you




Old Saw -




THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin.


TAGS: september challenge oh hair sorry about that
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Bunny

:3 - September 7, 2009, 10:54 pm
lol pretty funny... not the best but alright
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 12:12 pm
I think I've seen this pic before.
Hypercat-Z - September 6, 2009, 6:51 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA... And thank you for the ispiration!
aaa - September 4, 2009, 2:01 pm
I thought no pubic hare couldn't be shown here. No wait...... Nevermind.... .
culos - September 4, 2009, 2:00 pm
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect!
BoneCD - September 4, 2009, 11:30 am
Love it, 5 pubic hareballs here!
Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 9:29 am
Amsome! 5 badly groomed lions
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:28 am
Right? I almost clicked reject on accident 'cause I was laughing so much, separate those buttons a little more for me, M? LOL!
motifake - September 4, 2009, 9:27 am

FULL of WIN, 5L for you!
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:17 am
Made me laugh. Makes approving so much easier!


GUINEA SAURUS REX -


TAGS: south park guinea pigs
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by HtD

agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 12:07 am
Bad move, theboss. Too soon to call anything dumb.
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 11:28 pm
If you dont understand the joke, dont complain about. Instead, watch Southpark, the startling. Then come back.
theboss - November 22, 2009, 11:27 pm
wow. i cant even describe how dumb this is.
jakegilday - November 22, 2009, 11:21 pm
LOL 5L
shadow warrior - January 27, 2009, 5:12 am
at least it's not a guinea pirate
stans dad - January 26, 2009, 2:43 am
o god!


FAGS - A inconsiderate person who often rides Harley Davidsons


TAGS: bikers south park
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by Ashley Brewer

bikerchic2011 - April 29, 2012, 6:58 am
And your SO brave that you would walk up to this guy and say that to his face...lol YUP..your a douche my friend...oh, Im sorry, your a nonharley having douche...lol
Jericho - November 22, 2009, 4:38 pm
Yep, That Guy Is A Total Fag...Taking A Picture With All His Faggy Friends. Freakin Fags.


THE DARK SIDE - Even their sense of humor is dark...


TAGS: let me know if you think this is getting out of hand
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 8:33 am
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tomkat - December 10, 2009, 11:23 am
Aww cripes! I wish I had never come across this motifake, now I can't stop laughing at it! EPIC WIN!
Zed - December 9, 2009, 3:03 am
Better than my last few, I've gotten 5 ro 8 5 lions at first, then a ten to twelve 1 lion votes (by persons who shall remain nameless)
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:00 am
but mine took almost a month to get 200 votes
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 2:58 am
I never linked my hall of famer
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 12:06 am
No rules against it... but it's the only way to make the numbers that some of these do.
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 12:03 am
.....oops
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 12:01 am
This poster was linked from 2 other sites.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 11:57 pm
Quite the accomplishment, indeed, Briton. Only one other has managed to do that before... and he admitted to whoring the poster.
DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 11:55 pm
Oh, but it does get taken off of top 5, that might explain it
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 11:54 pm
I wouldn't think so, Ive come across a few of MWLF's hall of famers while browsing.
DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 11:53 pm
Wait, once a poster goes to the HOF, does it disappear from the random posters that get portrayed on the site?
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 11:52 pm
Meh, not really, especially with the top 5 constantly being shown now.
DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 11:50 pm
Weird how the voting works
DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 11:49 pm
Strange, 200 votes in 12 days, but only 70 since.
Grim [email protected] - October 29, 2009, 6:59 am
AWESOME!
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 11:04 am
Cheers BoR!!!
Briton of Rose - October 21, 2009, 8:07 am
Into the Hall of Fame in just twelve days, with a score of 4.37 poodlions?!? That's got to be some kind of record! As for agdaniele's "LogicDude" poster: Your powers are weak, Old Man. XD J/K Aggy, you're good people. Now to find the next HoF contender!
Sean - October 19, 2009, 12:14 pm
Damn. I'm voter 201.
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 11:20 am
Congrats BoR. Very well done poster.
Fucktard - October 19, 2009, 11:02 am
It's at 199! All it needs is one more vote, and it'll be Hall-of-Fame bound!
Fucktard - October 13, 2009, 8:10 am
Damn! Less than a week, and it's already 3/4 of the way to being in the Hall of Fame! Let's keep this going! Please?!?
Zombie BBQ - October 12, 2009, 12:55 pm
OMG That is so freaking funny, good one!
DreMagnum - October 11, 2009, 3:20 pm
Yeah Hercules you are.
HerculesDippedInJalapenoSauce - October 11, 2009, 3:05 pm
I really dont get it gosh im a moron hahaa
Dominosac - October 10, 2009, 4:55 pm
thats like one of the funniest ones i have seen on here 5/5
Guest091 - October 10, 2009, 11:17 am
The real reason why Luke screamed "NOOOOOOOO!" lol
amina - October 9, 2009, 10:14 am
you already know my views on this poster.
Preacher Man - October 9, 2009, 4:00 am
This is just plain wrong, sick, and perverted. Only a truly twisted mind would find this amusing. In other words, this is the funniest damn thing I've seen in months. 5 Lions. I'd give it 6 if I could.
Bort - October 8, 2009, 7:09 pm
Too bad they didn't have this on the Robot Chicken Star War episode. Would have fit right in. :-)
Bob D. Sailor - October 7, 2009, 8:30 pm
AHAHAHAHA!!! epic pwn. 10/5
Ronski - October 7, 2009, 8:10 pm
The Best. You win. 5/5
Woodywood03a - October 7, 2009, 6:17 pm
5/5, You my friend are a more then a genius. There is no words to say what I am thinking.
Zed - October 7, 2009, 3:22 pm
*twitch* *TWITCH* *TWITCH!!!!!*
rogueagent - October 7, 2009, 1:39 pm
You are a genius.
netGhost - October 7, 2009, 12:27 pm
HA HA HA HA HA HA1!! FTW!!!
Reality Lord - October 7, 2009, 8:58 am

huge!
K - October 7, 2009, 7:40 am
Epic Win!


THE HISTORY OF THE MIDDLE FINGER - and yew thought yew knew every plucking thing!


TAGS: knowledge about england vs france
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by forseti

culos - March 5, 2011, 4:19 pm
He is, and dysfunctional too!
wilson - March 4, 2011, 3:42 pm
its not the original picture, and mikey is not from england or france, he's a dutchboy
forseti - May 15, 2010, 4:41 am
GS: thx for what? Did yew reject the first version and forced me to change this perfect fittin' line?!?*fg* no problem ;)
spacedog - May 14, 2010, 7:30 pm
Nice, 5Ls.
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:34 pm
pluck yew forseti!!! 5 informative L's!
Mongo - May 14, 2010, 2:00 pm
Well done....
Faceplant31 - May 14, 2010, 1:52 pm
5 plucking l's for yew foreskinny
GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 1:38 pm
forseti, thanks, 5L
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:29 pm
Well pluck yew too! 5 birds!


HOW TO NOT FAIL AT LIFE - The "Quit bitching about the bitches" edition


TAGS: go out and get a freaking job
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 9:45 pm
and then I'll still tell them to bend over so I can kick them in the ass with climbing boots and crampons... You are my new idol... All hail The epic Logic!
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 9:43 pm
And to all these mesely fucks that try to blow you down... lame-liam-matt, ryan, Imthebadasshardcoreinternettoughguy, rivers, anonymous with her asparagus fingers and all the rest, I want to see them make a poster that is even CLOSE to be this good
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 9:39 pm
And then fail... and quietly go into the corner of suck and slit my wrists due to the pathetic attempts that I make... this postr is not worth 5L's, but I give you 5L's for there is no number high enough to ever come close.
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 9:37 pm
Oh. My. God... took me half an hour to read the poster... another 20 minutes to read the comments and LogicDude... I hate you, because every single poster that I'll post from now on I'll want to compare to this...
5butjam - November 9, 2010, 6:24 pm
Amazing poster LD, screw the disapprovers,one would often find they would need to consider a lot of this advice, however generalised it is! 5 alpha-lions!
AthenWhite - September 14, 2010, 5:06 am
This is absolutely the worst advice I have ever heard in my life. This is how to fail at life. How completely focking moronic.
MrBlack - February 9, 2010, 7:42 pm
If it's sex, ye gotta have sex with ugly people. No matter what, it's gonna suck. The best ye can get is a job where ye don't wanna murder everyone within 5 miles of ye every day.
MrBlack - February 9, 2010, 7:41 pm
Aye. Everyone who's ever had a job thinks "I hate ye all; iffen I could, I'd kill every last one of ye." Ye only do it cause ye need it for money for stuff. A job ye love? There's always a catch. If it's playin games, ye gotta play the bad ones.
Airman - January 12, 2010, 6:35 pm
congrats LD.. where's the after award party?
rerun - January 12, 2010, 5:39 pm

LD - talk louder....hard to hear in these nosebleed seats
LogicDude - January 12, 2010, 5:35 pm
WOOHOOOOO! Thanks Bone - and the Academy - Jesus - my Agent - and all the Timmys that made me try that much harder.
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 1:14 pm
Congrats LogicDude on another HOF'er
MrRandom - January 10, 2010, 4:53 am
Bump for being two away from HoF
aesop's folly - November 14, 2009, 10:06 am
the flo chart has a never ending loop problem
Icky Scavaging Outsider - October 21, 2009, 5:02 pm
And the part about pretending to be a good person for a year will make you one? Genius. Sure works with politicians. Oh wait.
Icky Scavaging Outsider - October 21, 2009, 4:59 pm
...How about I stick to the job I have that I actually like, and disregard the rest of this shit? I mean, how more masochistic can you get? Keep 'loving' some chick (which you practically won through gifts due to your desperation) despite everything? Wow
rerun - October 10, 2009, 9:39 pm

suc? I think that is suck....er such. Thanks - I will leave a big tim...and a new submission in the Q just for AK
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 9:36 pm
It comes with a side of unfunny mustard dressing, but since you're suc a valued member here... sure, low cal ranch for rerun.
Arrogant Knight - October 10, 2009, 9:33 pm
So.... 80% of the people that throw stuff in my approval Q have aspergers too? ...I know I whine about it all the time! I just hope people feel sorry for me and start to put some effort in!
rerun - October 10, 2009, 9:32 pm

Hey Ag, can I get some low cal ranch on that salad?
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 9:25 pm
anonymous... did you even read this thing? If so, you clearly do have Asparagusberg lettuce syndrome... because your ability to comprehend humor is absent.
anonymous - October 10, 2009, 8:50 pm
I find this offensive. I have Aspergers syndrome and I'm not wasting my life away. Plus those ARE real diseases. They just affect the brain.
mrbombastic - September 21, 2009, 8:51 pm
This is the largest single dose of logic I have ever been given by any one individual. All hail the king of logic! *salute*
mrbombastic - September 21, 2009, 8:51 pm
This is the largest single dose of logic I have ever been given by any one individual. All hail the king of logic! *salute*
MrRandom - September 16, 2009, 3:08 pm
Do people not realize we can see whatever names they've used, or was that just a failed joke?
Lolness - September 16, 2009, 2:31 pm
Lol Hahaha
LogicDude - September 16, 2009, 2:21 pm
*facepalm*
rivers - September 16, 2009, 1:59 pm
guy below me you are so right. who ever made this is fucking gay
Imthebadasshardcoreinternettoughguy - September 16, 2009, 1:52 pm
the guy who made this is obviously the faggot that sits inside all day and does nothing but make stupid shit like this
whatever - September 7, 2009, 2:30 pm
go skinny dipping, travel, or even read a f*cking book. you can get laid without using any time consuming plans, it's in your DNA, use it. besides, there's more in life than giving it in the pooper.
BadassHardcoreInternetToughGuy - August 31, 2009, 9:09 am
Alpha male = a doormat who hates his life. Gotcha.
Hypercat-Z - August 29, 2009, 4:52 pm
I'm imagining the guy writing down all that: "Do this... blablabla... Then this... blablabla... girls are that so you have to do this... blablabla... LEAVE ME ALONE MOMMY!!... do this... blablabla.. You're a loser and I'm not... blablabla..."
Mal - August 28, 2009, 10:22 pm
Hey, I'm not Big Bry, but someone I work with might be...
Mal - August 28, 2009, 10:19 pm
That was awesome. Simply awesome. I wish I could post this at the prison I work at.
david - August 28, 2009, 12:59 am
btw that was a joke.
david - August 28, 2009, 12:59 am
i hate people who hate people wu dont spell chek.
Robert - August 27, 2009, 3:44 pm
We should go sarging LogicDude :D
TheTrashHeap - August 26, 2009, 9:48 pm
I hate people who don't bother to spell check.
agdaniele - August 26, 2009, 9:47 pm
Looks like LD hit the nail on the head for ryan!
ryan - August 26, 2009, 9:43 pm
i hate people who think they haev the answers to evertthing.
Oh c'mon! - August 26, 2009, 7:45 pm
Pretty extreme generalization, but this seems geared toward internet losers from 4chan as oppoosed to real life people.
Ed-Hyde - August 26, 2009, 3:27 pm
I bet he looks just like Jalford, dreamy! (crap, just threw up in my mouth)
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 3:27 pm
Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned I had a GF then...hope that didn't scare him off! He sounds keen!
Ed-Hyde - August 26, 2009, 3:25 pm
Woot, congratulations Logic!!! You ROCK!!! Psst, I think Lame likes you.
MO - August 26, 2009, 3:24 pm
All right! That's enough of that shit. That's two seperate Timmys bashing the hell out of two Greybeards in less than an hour. WTF? Liam and Freestyler? You had better think twice about any future negative posts.
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 3:15 pm
You're ALMOST right Lame, ummm Liam? Matt? Anyway...I'm still with my FIRST GF! Yup! Been emailing her over the net for a whole WEEK now! I think she's almost ready to type the "L" word!
Liam - August 26, 2009, 3:09 pm
You basically just exposed the entirety of your dismal existence to millions of strangers over the internet whether you realized it or not.
Liam - August 26, 2009, 3:08 pm
I'll take a wild guess that you're a 35 year old tech support guy that just moved out of his mothers basement and just recently started dating his second girlfriend ever so he thinks he has everything figured out and his world is in complete balance.
Liam - August 26, 2009, 3:07 pm
Make rash generalizations of other peoples lives and how they can fix them based on personal experiences you've had in your own pathetic life. That's how you fail at life.
Guest091 - August 26, 2009, 8:21 am
I don't know, you might a bigger explanation than this. lol
Spangle - August 25, 2009, 6:14 pm
this took me half a fucking hour to read -.-
Woodywood03a - August 25, 2009, 4:15 pm
ok, looking around.(Hoping nobody can see who is behind him now.)
doofenshmirtz - August 25, 2009, 10:07 am
Holy [email protected] that was awesome. Dude did you find this somewhere or make it up yourself? I don't think I can keep my paper hat anymore. HEY! rico1845 here's my paper hat and keys your the boss now. [email protected] this place I am going to get a girl!! Mom I'm movin.
eh - August 25, 2009, 10:05 am
I need a super large printer so I can print this and post it up in my bedroom... need to buy a superlarge printer... need money... need to go get a job...
rico1845 - August 25, 2009, 8:48 am
wow...now if it didn't have all of the cursing, you could use that as a motivational speaker lol
faulty switch - August 25, 2009, 5:23 am
wow... just wow. after taking all that in, im gonna go sit in the corner for a while and think about things. yeah thats what im going to do.
Weapon X - August 25, 2009, 3:06 am
LD...you fucking rock...there's really nothing else to be said about it.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 9:00 pm
He cured my nag!
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 8:49 pm
Dr. Kevorkian is a nice guy...try giving him a call. I'm sure he can help.
LD0ne - August 24, 2009, 8:46 pm
great.. now i'm more depressed then i was before.. god i hate this life
Jas - August 24, 2009, 7:34 pm
Yes - and hilarity for us visitors of the Internet.
Derek - August 24, 2009, 6:16 pm
It's the modern-day bible for young male internet addicts.


MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!


TAGS: now we have to watch mary go on oprah and complain about no child support
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

spacedog - November 8, 2010, 6:37 pm
How did I miss this one till now? 5L
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:59 pm
FYI - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 2, 2009, 1:50 am
This is awesome! I give it 5 camels, some frankincense, myrrh, and gold.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 10:55 pm
Trick question, it was the guy who rented out the stable to them.
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:52 pm
When we return, we have the results from 3 more paternity tests... which wise man is it?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:44 pm
consider yourself lucky, but take my word, this poster is brilliant
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:41 pm
thanks. guess i dont watch enough tv
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
daytime junk TV. "today we have familys who's sons are their own uncles" kind of things
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
Fucking excellent LD! 5 Liars...um I mean Lions.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
Another version of 'Springer' Canada.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm
He has a show on TV, where sometimes he does paternity tests for hicks and black people. When the person is not the dad, thats what he says
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm
?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:29 pm
@Canada, Do you know who Maury Povich, is?
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:25 pm
I dont get this
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:49 pm
Maury for the win!!!! and produce, why are you toying with us?
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 8:47 pm
**Joseph flips off the studio audience yelling out "Fuck y'all! I told you! I told you!"** 5Ls, Logic. Absolute winner.


oh my god... -


TAGS: south park bleach anime
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Roamer

To-AnimeIsGay - October 28, 2009, 2:23 pm
And you take the time for that response...YOU BASTARD!
animeIsGay - October 9, 2008, 5:58 pm
and you fags watch it
Sorixis - September 6, 2008, 7:37 pm
OMG! Talk about irony. LOL
thehattinninja - August 11, 2008, 9:31 pm
to mechalincoln, overused? yes. still clever beacuse the anime character is alctualy called ken by the little girl in the picture? also yes. and zero justice, you are an ass.
Zerojustice - June 28, 2008, 11:59 am
It's not a spoiler... he didn't die. Now that's a spoiler.
MechaLincoln - June 27, 2008, 10:29 pm
And so you came up with a South Park quote... the most overused one. *Sigh*
elementals - May 3, 2008, 6:35 pm
NO SPOILER MOTAFOCKA!


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TAGS: gangsta ballin outta control bitchhhhh
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:22 am
(and rheumatoid arthritis)
faulty switch - September 5, 2009, 12:14 am
this is funny. my friend that immigrated from iraq could tare this "gangsta" up. hes taken more gun fire than this kid has taken in his video games. just a chump with 17 dollars.
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:27 pm
Y'all just don't know how hard it is to make bank yo, when da food court iz crips territory.
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 7:25 pm
You could call it that, it's obvious copypasta
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:18 pm
I'm going with sarcasm then. wut wut!!
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 7:13 pm
ah, i didn't know it was on here already. should have checked.
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:11 pm
*copypasta........WTF? Now I'm confused. I thought you were one of the good girls.....? Sarcasm... hopefully?


PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




CLEMSON - That much better than South Carolina.


TAGS: south carolina gamecocks tigers
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

LogicDude - July 10, 2009, 8:42 pm
Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh....cocks... huhuhuhuhuhuhuh
Jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 6:26 pm
I am glad someone got it.
BoneCD - July 10, 2009, 6:20 pm
Love it!


LAST NIGHT'S PARTY -


TAGS: party lives forever facebook youtube
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by rudeboy308

Sensamilli - August 23, 2011, 10:50 pm
A message to drunken floozies everywhere!


NONCONFORMITY -


TAGS: standin out of a crowd red paper devil
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

gas - June 25, 2012, 6:03 pm
yep
spacedog - June 25, 2012, 5:56 pm
Amsome poster Commie.


JOSEF FRITZL - An animal. A monster. A DIY hero.


TAGS: he built that dungeon without his wife noticing
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:29 am
I loved him in Space Cowboys!!!


SAINT PATRICK -


TAGS: driving snakes out of ireland
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 18, 2012, 10:05 am

Ye haf' 'ta be feedin' 'em a wee sheep a'fore ye' try bucklin' 'em in, ya' know...th' lump is pearrrrrfict. 'Course, sometimes th' sheepkin keeps wigglin' fer a spell, ya know, an' that can be discommodin'.
GaryO - March 18, 2012, 12:36 am
Aye, lassie, those eely devils were tough to keep in their seat belts, for sure.


KILL US - kill us now!


TAGS: dog outfits
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by vilnius

steve1961 - August 14, 2012, 2:53 pm
There should be a warning label on your computer, Pengroin:If it causes irritation cease using it immediately...
spypengen - August 14, 2012, 1:44 pm
those are some hot dogs XD
CloudchaserS - August 12, 2012, 11:43 pm
Trying to think of a good wisecrack about toy dogs being coyote snacks, but I can't :-P


YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK IF... - Your favorite TV show is called "Pimp my Outhouse."


TAGS: rednecks outhouse jeff foxyworthy comedy
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by CommanderThunderush

Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:31 pm
Sadly, yes, that show does exist...saw an add for it while flipping through channels.
rerun - December 14, 2011, 7:45 pm

Bet that thing runs on Methane gas


LOBSTERS - really don't want to be boiled alive and eaten... But they're just being shellfish.




IT WAS THAT GUY - He let the dogs out !


TAGS: that guy let dogs out
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 26, 2012, 3:33 pm
The dogs seem well cared for to me. There is a good chance this guy raises and trains Service Dogs. Golden Retrievers make fantastic Service Dogs...
spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:25 am
FUCK THAT GUY *grabs shotgun*
Budog - March 23, 2012, 10:59 pm
that these dogs are neglected, malnourished or abused.In fact the guy is taking them out to play in the snow...
tellitlikeitis - March 22, 2012, 9:46 pm
Not too sure if should call the Humane Society or not? I wish I had a place to house all those beautiful creatures.
Reality Lord - March 22, 2012, 5:40 pm

lolz :)
GaryO - March 22, 2012, 9:50 am
N-I-C-E
mariand - March 22, 2012, 7:03 am
lol... dude, looks like you!


CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


WATER POLO - It's been described as the "Underwater Ballet" of sports... doesn't that make it MORE gay?


TAGS: september challenge how about a quickie in my deep end
Rating: 3.6/5

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Derek2 - September 17, 2009, 11:34 pm
Believe me, one doesn't play water polo for the pleasure of contact.


HORSE COPS -




DISNEY SAILOR SCOUTS - In the name of Jerry Bruckenheimer, WE WILL PUNISH YOU!


TAGS: anime manga sailor scouts moon disney little mermaid aladdin cinderella sleeping beauty
Rating: 3.03/5

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Woodywood03a - August 29, 2009, 1:56 am
Man... You are wrong. That is just plainly wrong.


Statistically speaking -


TAGS: statistics 6 out of 7 dwarfs arent happy
Rating: 5/5

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Thedewd - August 19, 2017, 2:53 pm
"rny" See above.
Thedewd - August 19, 2017, 2:52 pm
There was an eighth dwarf they don't talk about. He was the one that nailed Snow White, and his name was "Horny".
Oldsod - July 10, 2015, 2:08 pm
Brilliant!


MARINE SNIPER - "You can run, but you'll just die tired!"




FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE -


TAGS: wall ladder keep out discouraged
Rating: 4.89/5

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gas - August 1, 2011, 4:27 pm
wow... without words
Tarapin - August 1, 2011, 11:26 am
Excellent. I'd love to know where this is, though.
tellitlikeitis - July 31, 2011, 8:14 am
Very nice.
mariand - July 31, 2011, 7:55 am
awe5ome
the1stCOMMI3 - July 31, 2011, 2:23 am
oh, I seriously need me one of those
Verdeckt - July 31, 2011, 12:50 am
Apart from the re5t
ICEMAN - July 31, 2011, 12:26 am
Nice work SD. Fiver.


WORLD OF WARCRAFT - Never underestimate what people can do when they have no lives




BLACKOUT DRUNK - Good morning sweetheart, I baked you a cupcake


TAGS: blackout drunk baked cupcake sweetheart
Rating: 4.7/5

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Budog - November 24, 2011, 6:08 pm
I think rehab and AA would definitely be in order after that...
Reality Lord - November 24, 2011, 6:06 pm

lolz
rulerofmanandape - November 24, 2011, 3:21 pm
How'd you get this picture of me? lol


SHE IS A BEAUTY -


TAGS: june calendar pretense youth
Rating: 4.88/5

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fascistfrenchman - August 23, 2014, 3:51 pm
So that's how the huntsman got away with not killing Snow White.
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:56 pm
I should say i have daughters who are proudly 5th generation b1tches :) Sure, they look adorable, but they turn REAL quick.
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:54 pm
I like to think she's the girl in question (ie, heart owner). The other, far darker, option is she's the next victim... I went with the first interpretation
isus - June 14, 2011, 1:41 pm
can any1 pls explain wtf am I not getting about this picture? i don't understand what is so nice on pic. tnx
Sho - June 7, 2011, 10:23 pm
Holy sh*t
spacedog - June 7, 2011, 9:28 pm
I like it Greeny. 5L
crankyhead - June 7, 2011, 8:20 pm
5pectacular
Bandit5906 - June 7, 2011, 7:52 pm
Speechless! TMP
Reality Lord - June 7, 2011, 7:23 pm

yummy...and very cool
440wakeup - June 7, 2011, 6:28 pm
not cool bro
MilDoc - June 7, 2011, 9:30 am
Very nice!
Verdeckt - June 7, 2011, 8:01 am
Awesome.. Fav'd


YOUR COMMENT ABOUT THE KITCHEN - Would You Care To Repeat It ?


TAGS: your comment about the kitchen would you like to repeat it
Rating: 4.68/5

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shurublues - June 21, 2012, 4:44 pm
You sure it's a woman? Check that volume inside its pants.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 4:46 pm
Safety's on...
andnowforme0 - February 8, 2011, 11:07 pm
umm, yes I believe my exact words were "get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich." Are you even sure if that's the right end to hold?
5150monkeylove - January 8, 2011, 3:34 pm
Sammich? That will do pig.........That will do... XD
autumnspirit - January 8, 2011, 3:31 pm
Sammich is all you're getting from this gal! lol Love it! 5L's
FredricT - January 8, 2011, 8:50 am
Better be using that to protect my sammich
npayton08 - June 6, 2010, 6:46 pm
what you gonna do with that use it to screw in the lightbulb IN the KITCHEN?? i said cheeze sammich
thatonechick - April 28, 2010, 11:40 am
LMAO @ GS... I typed that in, but deleted it. :P
GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 11:38 am
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...
matrice666 - April 28, 2010, 11:32 am
..so, this is love !!!
BriaHere - April 27, 2010, 7:58 pm
Eat bullets >_
Zealot - April 27, 2010, 7:10 pm
*whips out shotgun 6 gauge* yes. it has everything i need to make dinner. thank you
usaf1995 - April 27, 2010, 5:31 pm
hmm..a women with an L96A3 sinper rifle...i would most likey shit my self before even thinking about kitchen. 5 BULLETS FOR YOU( NOT TO USE ON ME)
palmat - April 27, 2010, 4:00 pm
try not to shoot yourself on the way to the kitchen and go make me a sandwich


SELLING OUT - GUINNESS "It's the only brew with the power of the Dark Side" ~Darth Vader~


TAGS: vader star wars sellout guinness dark
Rating: 3.35/5

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agdaniele - March 10, 2009, 8:36 pm
Patience.


THE POT OF GOLD - ...AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW Might not contain gold... Not as such.


TAGS: rainbow pot gold outhouse toilet
Rating: 2.77/5

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thatonechick - June 15, 2010, 1:01 am
@Mary: Please click the link at the bottom of the poster page that says "Copyright Infringement Notification" and follow instructions. Thank you.


ZERO DAYS -


TAGS: days without war
Rating: 4.79/5

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GaryO - January 23, 2014, 9:53 pm
Man, I been waitin’ for that answer for darn near three years. Now I can jus settle in an ‘get used to it’…with some pringles….and a gun.
PCV - January 23, 2014, 9:23 pm
And it's not going to change so get used to it.
crankyhead - June 29, 2011, 8:05 pm
Yep, without competition there is no progress, and there is no competition quite like the one between two men shooting rifles at each other. =)
Haarakkon - June 29, 2011, 8:11 am
Let us also remember that in ancient times and particularly in northern climates, it was a seasonal endeavor. Men (and women, too) couldn't be fighting when there were crops to be harvested for the long winter months.
Haarakkon - June 29, 2011, 8:05 am
I should guess this, too, would be relative. While, say, Blackfeet and Nez Perce may have fought isolated skirmishes, they didn't engage in the widespread coordinated attacks that would characterize modern concepts of "war".
Airman - June 28, 2011, 10:52 am
The US Army War college estimates it goes back to 4000 BC. The minute we get Peace in one place, it all goes to hell somewhere else
Airman - June 28, 2011, 10:51 am
good, this got a bit of a discussion going. It came from a statement I saw this weekend on tv, that there had only been 129 days without war in the last 4500 years. I went searching on google to see if that was right, and found that others felt it was 0
tellitlikeitis - June 28, 2011, 6:24 am
And there it is, men, I'm assuming the commentors are men...are somehow always wrapped up in "war", whatever happened to the saying "peace man"?
forseti - June 28, 2011, 3:31 am
ironically we probably would still live in caves (and wouldn't be able to motifake!) if the human race wouldn't be this aggressive. Most innovations are based directly or at least incidentally on "war technologies"...
house - June 27, 2011, 7:55 pm
yes it did but ther was other wars started just after the end of WWi, then ran into the spanish civil war then ran into WW2....and the rest they say is history
crankyhead - June 27, 2011, 7:52 pm
Didn't the spanish civil war start about 15 years after those other two ended?
Reality Lord - June 27, 2011, 7:31 pm

very little if anything has changed about the human species since we climbed out of the trees/God created us/aliens dropped us off on this planet. meh...whatever.
Airman - June 27, 2011, 6:46 pm
ah, but House, you have to count tribal wars in Africa, Indonesia, South America.. so I feel pretty safe with 0. Native American Indians too.
house - June 27, 2011, 6:19 pm
still, i like the concept so 5L
house - June 27, 2011, 6:19 pm
culture there are 4 years where we have not had war. The most recent perid being after WW1, ther was No War for a period of a few weeks before the Spanish civil war, the Greco - Turkish war and the 3rd Afghan war began
house - June 27, 2011, 6:17 pm
Good poster but technically not correct. There have been 4 years with absolutely No war in modern history. Now histories of small countries and african / asian nations may not be as well documented so we cannot say for 100% sure but in 'white' western


EVEN THE BEST SECURITY SYSTEM - Only functions when it is activated




A PROPER EDUCATION - Begins At A Very Early Age




DAMN YOUR EYES! - Too late.


TAGS: igor freaks frankenstein out
Rating: 3.45/5
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 4:53 pm
Anonymous = 1


FISH BOWL -


TAGS: calendar cat dinner brown trout
Rating: 4.87/5

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crankyhead - July 30, 2011, 8:28 pm
Am5ome
tellitlikeitis - July 30, 2011, 5:23 pm
Cute.


SCREW THE DOG - It's my wife you better worry about ...


TAGS: screw dog worry about wife
Rating: 4.61/5

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rerun - February 16, 2012, 7:28 pm

That is why it's best to never date in the workplace.


LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! - She's a human!




GROWING OLD - Sometimes I look back on my life and I think...um...I think...crap. Nevermind. I forgot already.


TAGS: almost forgot about motifake dammit
Rating: 4.86/5

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pzykosiz - July 23, 2010, 1:21 am
when did LD get back?
Cubbybear - July 23, 2010, 12:47 am
My OG (original Greybeard) brother lives.You haven't loss your touch either,5 welcome home poodles
rerun - July 22, 2010, 7:54 pm

wallabies? They selling them at costco now? I like mine with a honey-lemon glaze
Sean - July 22, 2010, 7:39 pm
Oh, what a beatiful post- uhm, what was my and/or your point again? Oh yeah! Asparigus. I won't let that in the house. It ain't right. Scares the cats and/or wallabies.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:32 pm
LOL! Yes... my reports indicate you did.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:29 pm
Ditto aggy! Always nice to see one of the OG's come bacl and share a piece of his wisdom with us. 5L, well at least i think i gave it that?
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:21 pm
Welcome back, great one!!!


RAGE - Because running out of things to kill can be quite frustrating.


TAGS: kratos anger rage god of war kill killing frustration running out
Rating: 3.93/5

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wampyre - December 17, 2009, 11:58 am
in his case true, very true


MONGORIANS - You destroy my city wall.


TAGS: south park
Rating: 2.95/5

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OUT SOURCING -


TAGS: suicide hot line out sourcing
Rating: 4.72/5

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tellitlikeitis - November 17, 2011, 6:51 pm
Good one RL.


hell is other people -


TAGS: do the math youre outnumbered so play along
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - January 24, 2016, 8:17 pm
5/f
JesusWept - January 24, 2016, 11:07 am
LOL very clever! 5.


WHILE YOU WERE BUSY - You left the closet open and your skeleton fell out.




MARRIAGE -




YOUTH -




THEY KNOW - If a man speaks in a forest and there are no women around to hear - is he still wrong?


TAGS: what about those noiseless trees
Rating: 4.22/5

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freddyfoxtrot - August 1, 2010, 11:46 am
good question XD
pieman - April 2, 2010, 1:12 pm
Yes. Yes we are. 5 your doing it wrong lions


PLANKING -


TAGS: stiff laid out too bad
Rating: 4.55/5

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forseti - July 25, 2011, 2:21 pm
They tried to make me go to rehab, I said "No, No, No"...


SILENCE IS GOLDEN -




IN OTHER NEWS... -


TAGS: yep it s about time
Rating: 4.69/5

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BoneCD - July 21, 2011, 4:07 am
They're just gun dealers flown in for the occasion...(just go with it)
Johny2456 - July 21, 2011, 3:13 am
I'd say, they're czech. We have same uniforms and the last weapon to the left with wood body is actually a czech SMG valled Vz.58 ...
Vampyro - July 21, 2011, 2:08 am
Because I was in the US army and stationed in Germany for 2 years. I met alot of the German Soldiers and saw their uniforms ALOT!!!
internetninjaII - July 20, 2011, 8:34 am
How can you tell?
Vampyro - July 20, 2011, 5:02 am
Those soldiers are from germany btw


THE EVIL EMPIRE - Is coming out of the death star personal storage pod and looking fabulous !




TRUCKING - A lot of fun until someone drops their load on your cab.




IT'S ALL ABOUT YOUR OUTLOOK - The Pessimist is always alone, the optimist is just two people away from having a threesome


TAGS: optimist pessimist outlook threesome
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - June 30, 2011, 2:46 pm
indeed


ALCOHOL -




40 YEARS LATER -


TAGS: bout time
Rating: 4.62/5

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Aurielius - December 22, 2015, 8:01 am
This suits my view of Hanoi Jane proper memorial...though the same sign at the entrance to the head at a dysentery ward would be just about right also.
Ed-Hyde - October 25, 2010, 11:16 am
Thank you Airman!!!
stenusmc - October 23, 2010, 12:08 pm
Totally Wicked! Awesome! Thanks for this...(I really hate her...)
GySgt1811 - October 23, 2010, 11:27 am
Airman, thank you. (It's personal.)


THE EASTER BUNNY - Taking a well deserved break. My ass would need soothing after shooting out all those eggs too.


TAGS: easter bunny drinks cc i would have held out for at least rc
Rating: 4/5

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phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 5:22 pm
but....they were all done drunk.....guess I should stick to vodka then...
GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 2:28 pm
fido, I think I prefer your drunk posters better ;) 5L


BEEN THERE DONE THAT -


TAGS: verdeckt out late
Rating: 4.65/5

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Coombsy007 - October 7, 2011, 9:19 am
yes mine does that when I get home at 5L am
Verdeckt - October 6, 2011, 7:03 pm
But honey, I sent you a text... "Im hiubf ri vw ksyr" Oh....


BOREDOM - It can lead to this.


TAGS: snake freaky snake in mouth out nose black crazy disturbing wrong lol boredom
Rating: 3.58/5

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GreyScorpion - December 6, 2009, 3:19 pm
Whoopi needs to get a better agent


FREEDOM - Now get back to work.


TAGS: freedom work funny wilderness outdoors
Rating: 2.3/5

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Sean - April 28, 2009, 5:06 pm
Yeah divi, that's never happened here before now.
divi - April 28, 2009, 4:15 pm
finally, a motifake that actually resembles the original despair.com ones!
RnR - July 24, 2008, 6:18 pm
isn't that the route to the Overlook Hotel (The Shining)?


ASK ME ABOU MY ADD - Or pie or my cat. A dog. I have a bike. do you like TV ? I saw a shiny rock. Hi.


TAGS: ask me aabout my add
Rating: 4.75/5

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twill1962 - November 20, 2012, 10:28 am
I don't have ADD, I have ADOLAS: Attention Defficit, Oh, Look, A Sqirrel!


CULOS IS BEHIND ALL OF THIS -


TAGS: different outlook
Rating: 4.89/5

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bricemara - November 19, 2011, 4:37 pm
i must be a pervert than
RHJunior - October 2, 2011, 3:55 am
For men with standards, it is obvious that she has an ass so wide it looks like two hams stuffed down her pants.
kangboy123 - September 30, 2011, 4:18 pm
i wish she was n**ked
pieman - September 30, 2011, 2:13 pm
*hold all that in If I could type.... na I still wouldn't be funny.
pieman - September 30, 2011, 2:06 pm
You also forgot the guys who actually have seen her naked. We are thinking "Damn! Does that material come in a vest? Anything that can hold a that in must be able to stop a bullet!"
Jerk - September 30, 2011, 1:49 pm
I noticed a woman wearing a thong with a nice ass... now i wish she was naked
mariand - September 30, 2011, 1:11 am
If out there is a dog, then it's only your fault for that...lol
Jalozyin - September 29, 2011, 10:38 pm
You forgot gay guys.. which, I have to say the first thing I noticed was the dog.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 29, 2011, 8:15 pm
i didn't notice the dog, it looks like a bald guy turning the other way


THAI FOOD -


TAGS: burns in burns out thai
Rating: 4.91/5

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Daniel Shortt - December 12, 2010, 8:42 pm
hot hot hot just what you need on the cold winter nights
Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 12:28 pm
I hear that
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 12:24 pm

kung POW maybe?


LIFE - Is all about a*s You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it Or simply just being one


TAGS: life is all about ass
Rating: 4.76/5

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VolcanicGoku - August 19, 2011, 6:39 pm
Don't forget sitting around on it or working it off.
M0rd3kaI - August 14, 2011, 6:42 am
LOLOLOL! there's that too...
Cloudchaser - August 14, 2011, 2:09 am
Don't forget "getting it." Also, thousands of years ago, it was an ass man who first discovered a way a man can have intercourse with a woman with no risk of pregnancy


MOTHERS - Sometimes, it's best to do as they say




Punt? -


TAGS: batman without robin
Rating: 4/5

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2littleowls - January 1, 2014, 11:32 pm
Piñata !!!!
2littleowls - January 1, 2014, 11:32 pm
Piñata !!!!
ughomer - September 25, 2013, 7:32 am
"Pigskin" and "Hang Time" ~ only Pwissy would make such a comment!! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!
MissPriss - September 25, 2013, 1:06 am
Wow, that pigskin certainly has some awesome " hang" time.
Sho - September 24, 2013, 10:23 pm
Suggest he looks for a cave cuz it might get to bright for him outside
GaryO - September 24, 2013, 7:53 pm
Man, I don’t know, never seen anyone hung like THAT before.
lgvernon - September 24, 2013, 1:33 pm

Batter up!!!
falloutghoul - September 24, 2013, 8:58 am
Stand underneath, looking up, wearing a clown mask.


GAY NAZIS -


TAGS: motifake timmies official flag south park reference thanks for asking
Rating: 3.39/5

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Bartimaeus - December 20, 2009, 6:13 pm
What? Maybe behind closed doors, but the Nazi party as a whole was against homosexuality. Now, if you're going to talk about "basic research," cite your sources.
The Goat - December 20, 2009, 4:37 pm
Actually quite a few of them were - do your basic research!
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 1:45 am
Keep digging, Bart. I may get you out of the hole.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 1:08 am
I swear...I say Kanye West is handsome ONE TIME and suddenly I'm a gay fish...
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 1:05 am
Not helping your case there Bart.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 1:05 am
Thanks, I'm glad you guys like it. Let this be a blow to Timmies everywhere...wait...
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 1:02 am
Excellent, Bart.
phydeaux - November 26, 2009, 12:41 am
OK, that made me shoot my drink out my nose. 5L for a VERY well done one Bartimaeus!


OUTIES - Wtf?




PAIN -


TAGS: little drunken squirrel passed out with booze beer bottle commi3
Rating: 4.66/5

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MashiMashi - November 18, 2011, 9:35 pm
Add red-wine too it and its my sisters way of saying just watch me
Greeny - November 17, 2011, 9:35 pm
Nice!


THE PROOF - ...is in the pictures!




ARGUMENT SETTLED - Greedo WHO? Chewbacca shot first.


TAGS: november challenge star wars forget the bar scene what about the after party
Rating: 3.83/5

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Woodywood03a - November 9, 2009, 11:56 pm
LOL!! thats too much!!!
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 8:17 pm
"Damn it, Luke! This is obviously the result of incest!" Said Han, in denial. 5/5


TOTAL - Don't talk shit about it.


TAGS: tourette s guy tourettes funny total shit don t dont talk about youtube
Rating: 2.37/5

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Porcelina - November 2, 2008, 12:01 am
Awww... I heard that =[
Nobody - November 2, 2008, 12:00 am
*sadness*
Not trolling - September 26, 2008, 9:22 pm
Sad thing that he died. I joke not. I miss Tourettes guy as well.
Captain Whitey - June 5, 2008, 4:38 pm
Ah, man, I miss that guy.


ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE -


TAGS: zombies seek out convenience store walmart like everyone else embrace the change though rotting flesh will most likely smell bad
Rating: 3.57/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 7:57 am
There is no correct # of O's.....Moo+ will do fine.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
Thanks, mooooooooooooooooooo. (I hope I spelled your name right. Enough o's?) I'm glad you liked it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 10:27 pm
This is excellent Bart. 5 Lions.


MONGOLIANS - Kiss your city walls goodbye




CRITICISM -




MY EYES ARE UP HERE... -


TAGS: some opinions are right out there
Rating: 4.62/5

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sniperslayer95 - November 28, 2011, 6:17 am
Truth
rerun - September 29, 2011, 7:43 pm

I have never heard that one, nice
mariand - September 29, 2011, 12:03 pm
well said


CUB SCOUTS THE WORLD OVER -


TAGS: scouting merit badges
Rating: 4.44/5

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tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 6:17 pm
No... Trigger... Discipline...
MashiMashi - September 11, 2012, 11:26 am
Knock-off real good ones damn good ones no-country cold afford to hand them out like this. For one MP% you could arm each of them with an AK-47 and a RPG.
Untamedfifty - October 15, 2010, 7:54 pm
im still trying to figure out where they got mp5's
hootizz - October 15, 2010, 5:33 pm
Yes.., and the 'honor' badge is REALLY different...!!


CAN YOU - Spot the odd one out


TAGS: odd one out vampire
Rating: 4.32/5

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twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 7:12 am
Actually, each of them is unique in their own way: Top Left - He's a Muppet; Top Right - He's gay; Bottom Left - she's female; Bottom Right - he's based on a real person. BTW: 5L.
Alixian - August 11, 2011, 2:33 am
No he's just a shiny fairy
crackers411 - August 10, 2011, 10:07 pm
C'mon people! We ALL know edward isint a vampire.
D0Cvinnie666 - August 3, 2011, 4:11 pm
hmmmm... I KNOW it's the huge pale white db in the top right!
Alixian - August 1, 2011, 2:53 am
At the same time it could be bottom left for being a woman, top left for being a muppet
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 8:21 am
And I was thinking it had something to do with insertion of hands, making bottom right the odd one out..
Vampyro - July 29, 2011, 12:04 am
Yeah it's the 5parkly fairy in the top right corner.


AIRBORNE - The REAL reason we jump out of "perfectly" good airplanes...


TAGS: c 130 crash airborne the real reason jump out of air planes
Rating: 4.27/5

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sickartist - June 2, 2010, 6:25 am
5 All The Way L's
rick17126 - June 2, 2010, 3:06 am
Night time landings suck at times. Luckily none were killed though they did have some serious injuries.
Viper - June 2, 2010, 2:55 am
That sucks!
Cloudchaser - June 2, 2010, 12:21 am
I've seen other photos of this. The pilot was apparently directed to land on a runway that had a section removed for repair


SOUTH POTTER - When you thought Malfoy couldn't be more of an asshole...


TAGS: south park harry potter cartman stan kenny kyle malfoy hogwarts
Rating: 3.65/5

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booger13 - March 26, 2010, 10:23 pm
lmao //100 lions


THATS NOT BEING NICE! THATS JUST PUTTING ON A NICE SWEATER -




X FILES - Finally the crossroad of the truth was found out there




DENIAL -


TAGS: drinking passout denial party
Rating: 3.09/5

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BoneCD - February 8, 2009, 5:19 pm
I can't remember....so its must be an even nicer river
Culos - February 8, 2009, 4:20 pm
Denial is a river in Africa!


KENNY'S DEATH - Even the Japanese love it.


TAGS: omg they killed kenny south park manga anime
Rating: 3/5

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RandomShinigami4 - August 19, 2010, 6:39 pm
THOSE BASTARDS


COULD BE A LONG HIKE -


TAGS: jet outof fuel
Rating: 4.89/5

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Reality Lord - September 27, 2011, 6:21 pm

the curse of the spray of coffee through my nose....returns. epic Airman
Verdeckt - September 26, 2011, 7:56 am
...See what happens when you outsource defence contracts
LilyJ - September 26, 2011, 3:23 am
spelled "you're" wrong...
Greeny - September 23, 2011, 8:42 pm
The HUD needs 5erviced


STUPIDITY -


TAGS: morons stupid outrageous
Rating: 4.38/5

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observingthisplanet - February 25, 2014, 10:25 pm
And my ancestors died to protect this guys stupidity.
QuackQuack - November 23, 2012, 9:56 pm
That looks like a toilet seat. Maybe he has potty-mouth.
tellitlikeitis - October 3, 2010, 7:48 pm
Most likely through some other orifice that isn't blocked?
jameswnash - October 3, 2010, 7:37 pm
lol, how does it breathe?
agdaniele - October 3, 2010, 2:24 pm
How did he break loose from the plough?
Hawamleh - October 3, 2010, 12:52 pm
He does look like him ..
rerun - October 3, 2010, 10:41 am

thanks for the spell check & likn...the one and only muammar
forseti - October 3, 2010, 10:30 am
Al-Gaddafi?? LOL http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muammar_al-Gaddafi
rerun - October 3, 2010, 10:20 am

looks like Khadaffi (or however you spell his name)
forseti - October 3, 2010, 10:05 am
someone has to tell him that a pierced eyebrow doesn't suit him. 5


20/20 HINDSIGHT - Rerun still regrets the night he demonstrated the Chicken Dance at the bar mitzvah


TAGS: out of control
Rating: 4.36/5

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83RD ACADEMY AWARDS - OSCARS -




PSYCH-OUT - When you face an opponent with superior skills, pick a superior strategy.


TAGS: psych out
Rating: 4.32/5

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forseti - May 26, 2010, 4:41 am
good one. i saw the pic many times without an idea of a text.


POEMS - Sometimes, the ending isn't expected.




365 FOOLS -




"NNNNGHMMMMMFPHHH...." - Quick.., look, see if I squeeze really hard like this I can push out a 32a cup...!!




CONVICTION -


TAGS: there you go shooting your mouth off again
Rating: 4.97/5

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crankyhead - March 16, 2012, 2:20 am
5hotgun!
lgvernon - March 16, 2012, 1:30 am

Love it~~


RELIEF - It is not good to hold it all in.... Just pick your time and place and let it out... You'll feel yourself rising...


TAGS: out rise swim relief you
Rating: 4.5/5

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Acheron666 - November 9, 2011, 8:50 pm
nohing like letting it all out and feeling much netter afterwards...
maoworks2 - November 8, 2011, 6:40 pm
oh what a relief it is


BORDER SECURITY - Arizona's most recent attempts to curb illegal immigration makes the task a fun family game for some and a hobby for others


TAGS: watch out for speed bumps
Rating: 4.15/5

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Talis Briedis - December 28, 2010, 7:55 am
Giving Arizona gamers an unfair advantage...
agdaniele - August 20, 2010, 10:58 am
That's perverted, Face.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:50 am
Maybe aggy but it kinda looks like they are running a marathon and the lil girl is the baton.
agdaniele - August 19, 2010, 10:41 pm
Aim carefully... they're trying to get your kid home from school, whitey!
Feasibly - August 19, 2010, 9:26 pm
Face is right, it looks like there's some bewbage 5L
rerun - August 19, 2010, 8:04 pm

ok, win/win
Faceplant31 - August 19, 2010, 8:03 pm
Shoot, i do what i want, anyways i think the middle one has bewbz
rerun - August 19, 2010, 8:02 pm

you can't fave this...if you look at the fav list., it is all bewbz....I do however like this
Faceplant31 - August 19, 2010, 7:59 pm
AMSOME poster and pic. Where do we get the score cards? 5L and fav'd


HEY JACK! - Why So Serious?


TAGS: mr cool is about to loose his
Rating: 3.89/5

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Hawamleh - June 24, 2010, 6:33 pm
The Other Poster With this pic is much better, in my opinnion at least.
Faceplant31 - June 24, 2010, 12:22 pm
That is the poster number of a poster with the same pic just shopped a bit differently. Use the search tab and plug the number in and hit go and you will see what the mexican is trying to point out.
whatukno - June 24, 2010, 11:45 am
Huh?
agdaniele - June 24, 2010, 9:04 am
#38233


CHRISTIAN LOGIC -


TAGS: nightvisionphantom youtube christian religion dumbass logic fail
Rating: 2.1/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:27 am
Talking in circles, not making any sense, spewing random words - his brain is fried. Probably meth OD.
Epic. - June 17, 2009, 9:42 pm
This is it. You didn't include the part where he said "A-thee-izum."
LogicDude - June 17, 2009, 9:05 am
Boo, you fail.
agdaniele - June 16, 2009, 8:53 pm
Look who is enjoying too many turkey clubs on sliced "body of christ"


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